Here Are Some of the Resolutions Your Favorite Celebs Have Made

--LADY GAGA:  "My new years resolution:  Never be afraid to be kicked in the teeth. Let the blood and the bruises define your legacy."

--ASHTON KUTCHER:  "In 2012 let's agree to a resolution to feel one another's pain & joy, & create the peace we desire through proactive generosity."

--HORATIO SANZ:  "My New Years resolution is to stop setting cars on fire.  #LAisLoco."

--TONY BENNETT:  "My New Years resolution is to study piano and sculpting. Wishing you all the best in 2012!"

--ALYSSA MILANO:  "My New Year's resolution is to figure out how to balance motherhood with taking care of myself."

--COLIN QUINN:  "My New Years resolution is to stop smoking cursing and drinking.  Darn I left my GD cigs in the bar.  #oneoutofthreeaintbad #lol"

--OLIVIA MUNN:  "My New Years Resolution:  Reserve the word 'amazing' for things that are actually *amazing*.  Like:  This bagel is really good, *not* amazing."

--DAVE NAVARRO:  "NY Resolution:  Seek therapy for my addiction to that yelp sound a puppy makes when you step on its foot accidentally."

--DANICA PATRICK:  "Resolution(s) - more green tea and cardio before breakfast.  Why are these thoughts running through my head right now?"

--JIM GAFFIGAN:  "My New Year's resolution?  To be less laz."

--RACHEL MADDOW:  "2011 new year's resolution to learn to de-beard mussels?  check!  with five hours to spare."

--STACY KEIBLER:  "To stay centered and balanced and to breathe."

--APL.DE.APof the BLACK EYED PEAS:  "Work even harder, try to keep healthier and just keep going. Keep making music."

--HULK HOGAN:  "My New Year's resolutions are to be a better person every day . . . I've moved on with my life, things are great again, and I know what it's like to be happy again."

--ABIGAIL BRESLIN:  "Umm . . . To stop saying 'umm' so much!"

--ROB KARDASHIAN:  "I have a dress sock line I'm working on . . . I want that to launch successfully.  Obviously getting into shape is big for me . . . that's one of my main things."